I’m turning 50 this week.

I’m not yet fifty — it’s just four days away — but I thought I’d lead you through my journey, and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two that will help you on your journey.

Guitar Hero 

I always wanted to be a guitar player.

I own more than one.
I play (listenably) none.

None!

I cannot play with Carlos Santana‘s cool.
I cannot play with John Butler‘s artistry.

I cannot play with Michael Hedges‘ complexity.
I cannot play with Phil Keaggy‘s passion.